Hire A Bastard

The plosive forming on the Quizmaster's lips
may or may not be the word 'bollocks', which
I have successfully talked at quizzes
since 2005.

Hire Jono the Bastard as your Quizmaster/MC

I'm genuinely nice in person, mostly, and now I'm available to hire as a Quizmaster, event MC and Auctioneer. 

I have been presenting quizzes in Christchurch since 2005, hosting over 500 individual pub quizzes at The Bog Irish Bar, The Twisted Hop, The Bard on Avon and latterly I have held the Quizmaster's residency at Cassel's and Sons The Brewery since July 2011. I have also successfully been the Master of Ceremonies at several weddings, auctions and political and comedy debates.

I can bring my particular style of humour to your event at a reasonable cost that will not unduly frighten your accountant or make Attila the Wife particularly happy either. I can also supply a tailored quiz to suit your event without too many references to midget pornography, sexual assaults in the paraplegic toilets and cockrings.
Contact me here.

With my lovely assistant Attila, my quiz writer Carlos, Man of Love and some debonair chap who isn't part of the presentation team at The Brewery Quiz but I'm sure had a lovely meal anyway.